if the sea was vodka,and i was a duck,i'd swim 2 the bottom and drink my way up,the sea's not vodka and im not a duck,so give me a call if u fancy a f--- .
2006-11-08 23:22:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats an awsome rhyme - im going to print it out and say it over and over till i learn it by heart, then i can use it when drunk
2006-11-08 23:41:30 · answer #1 · answered by shauny2807 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call me if you fancy a f_ _ _ _
a FLUKE?
I just do not get it, I must really confess
why a LADY would write in and cause such distress
first she's a duck and then maybe she isnae
then, an she might be an alcoholic with a vodka filled kidney
Then is she neither, now I don't have a clue
with nautical references, oh what shall I do?
Call the AA or Coastguard or her mobile instead
But as she didn't give it, oh ho hum, it's time for my bed
2006-11-09 07:39:17 · answer #2 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Whats your number,ive got plenty of vodka
2006-11-09 07:27:13 · answer #3 · answered by del 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
y did u have to spoil it. u should have left it as, the seas vodka. but thanks for the quick 2 points anyway.
2006-11-09 07:40:18 · answer #4 · answered by som1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
instead of putting ur photo and little poems on here, why not put an ad in your local paper,,under the massage section,,
you could put:- I MIGHT BE ABIT QUACKERS
BUT IF U COME AND SEE ME
I CAN TICKLE UR KN@&$ERS
Good luck!!!
2006-11-09 07:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by kimble 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ain't got no phone
so can't call you up
You ain't the right sex
So you're down on your L....
2006-11-09 07:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by jammer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one 9/10 for you
2006-11-09 07:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice photo - got anything bigger ?
put a link in your question !
if the ocean was rum
then watch me come
2006-11-09 08:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by nico 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do accept emails and I am always ready
2006-11-09 10:14:19 · answer #9 · answered by hardupmatt 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
really? u can IM me.
2006-11-09 07:26:59 · answer #10 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋