how can we get bad poker players off the computer???

Question

we need to find a way to stop these idiots who go all in every hand or call with whatever. They dont know what they are doing and are disrespecting the game. If this sounds like you stop playing poker and go to hell. So how do i deal with this without going to prison for murder????

Answer 1

The maniacs that play every hand or go allin too frequently are called fish and without them around, then who's money would you take at at the table? If you're at a table of maniacs, play conservatively and be very patient in choosing your hands and you will outlast them just based on the fact that if they are playing too many hands and putting too many chips out every time, they will eventually get snapped off by someone. Of course, there's luck involved in poker too so you want to avoid confrontation with these guys with anything less than a stellar hand because it's no fun to have your pocket 8s lose to some jerk playing 3,9 offsuit os something. If you get involved in a hand with one of these guys, just make sure you have the better hand and then take them for everything they've got.

Answer 2

Guess what? There are people that are actually trying to learn. The rules are complicated to some so they think the best way to learn is to try. Once they lose a couple of times they might learn the correct way. Not every one is a fast learner. If they are hurting themselves why does it concern you? You have better chances of winning. I wouldn't complain.

Answer 3

Sorry man but if you are playing money I appreciate those guys because I just love taking all the money. On the other hand if you are playing those cheesy for fun games, I think it may be you that is at fault.

Answer 4

just fold the first two hands and get on with your game. If you are any better than them you will eventually beat them.