What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

Question

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

Answer 1

lol! I thought you were talking about my husband.

Answer 2

The Beverlie Hill Billy's

Answer 3

centipede? "The front row of a really good Bluegrass festival."

Answer 4

hell yeah man! did you know that willy nelson can roll a joint with one hand

Answer 5

Wait! Aren;t WE supposed to answer the question first?

Answer 6

even as Britain first, at heaven's command, Aro-o-o-ose from out the a-a-a-zure significant, Arose, arose, arose from out the a-azure significant, This replaced into the structure, the structure of the land, And father or mom A-a-angels sang this rigidity: Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves Britons by no potential, by no potential, by no potential will be slaves. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons by no potential, by no potential, by no potential will be slaves. The countries, no-o-o-o-ot so blest as thee, ought to i-i-i-i-of their turn, to ty-y--yrants fall, ought to in, ought to in, ought to of their turn, to ty-y-rants fall, even as thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish tremendous and loose, The dread and e-e-e-e-nvy of all of them. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons by no potential, by no potential, by no potential will be slaves. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons by no potential, by no potential, by no potential will be slaves.

Answer 7

centipede? haha

Answer 8

your mom

Answer 9

lol...cute

Answer 10

YOU