Best Blonde Joke I promise, this was sent as an e-mail to me :o)!?

Question

Finally - A good blonde joke.
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He
immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the
guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff --
grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty,
and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't

know sh*t!

Answer 1

That was good.....will have to keep this in mind the next time I fly!!!! LMAO!!

Answer 2

Wow, you must be trying to stick up for blondes everywhere.

That was really funny. Keep 'em coming!

Answer 3

that was hecka funny!!!
i got one too:

what's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
- when you slap them, the squito stops sucking

Answer 4

Good one

Answer 5

Heard it before but still a good joke..

Answer 6

Ohhh,, score one for the blonde!

Answer 7

lolol very very nice joke

=D

11/10

Answer 8

hahaaahaha cant wait to tell my b/f that joke.

Answer 9

really funny

Answer 10

Don't What????????
OK I get it now.
Don't know sh*t.