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2006-11-08 15:04:39 · 16 answers · asked by GodLess American 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

16 answers

no, he doesn't have any money..plus his dad's a real hardass.. i heard he knows everything you do..

2006-11-08 15:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by Dick Tater 3 · 2 3

Jesus is most certainly the world's most eligible batchelor. He will gladly accept you as His bride if you will only say " i do" to Him.

2006-11-08 15:12:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Uh... no. For one, the whole dead bit, then the celibacy bit. Not to mention the unliking of him by many who don't follow religions that do not include Jesus.

2006-11-08 15:07:18 · answer #3 · answered by spirenteh 3 · 2 0

Hardly. since he's been gone for 2000 years

2006-11-08 15:17:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You are going to get a thumbs down .
We can`t upset the Fundies.
Shame on you .

2006-11-08 15:07:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he remained bachelor for the sake of mankind and sacrificed his life.

2006-11-08 15:09:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, didn't you read the Da Vinchi Code?

2006-11-08 15:06:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

most eligible ghost maybe.

2006-11-08 15:11:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you might say that..
he certainly has a large number in his church which he refers to as his bride in the bible.
millions upon millions.
so he is married to many believers and many more come to him daily..
hard to believe???

are you one?

2006-11-08 15:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by cork 7 · 1 0

Well, he is afterall the Bridegroom.

2006-11-08 15:06:01 · answer #10 · answered by Ashley 4 · 1 0

Yes, and he's comming back for his bride!!!

2006-11-08 15:41:54 · answer #11 · answered by Gifted 7 · 0 0

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