What is a gross b-room story of yours?

Question

A funny bathroom story!!! Tell me details!!!

Answer 1

I actually don't have either. Not even embarassing. Although, going from the idiot above me...I guess I have Paruresis. I hate using public bathrooms, I've always had a phobia about them, and so far it has NOT made me a laughing stock as she ^ so said. It's a real problem for some people and others that think it's so horrible and disgusting or whatever is going on in her ^ little mind. Both my husband and I feel the same way, if we're in a public bathroom and someone comes in, it's like, "oh please don't listen to me pee or poop".

And as for anyone else that begs to differ...you are the one with a problem. Obviously you feel so comfortable about using the bathroom in public...good for you...Do you want a cookie?

Answer 2

Well when i was little i really had to go pee- sooo i went on the bathroom floor because i was afraid of the toilet- then i went running around my house singing- Bubble Gum Bubble Gum Yes I DID! while i was naked. It was pretty amusing!

Answer 3

I was at school and I felt like I had to puke. So I ran to the bathroom and I slipped and fell in the bathroom. the bad thing was that it was in SOMEONE ELSES PUKE. And it got all over me. Eww!!!!! It was horrible.

Answer 4

one day i took my son to school,i went into the girls bathroom and there was feces on the floor in the corner of the toilet and on the walls there were also used maxi pads open face up on the floor.

Answer 5

my friend and i, we were at the mall. we we're in the food court eating. i asked if when we're done here can we go to the bathroom. she agreed. we finished up and i was really busting. we went to the bathroom. it was full so we went to the one down stairs. it was also full and it was getting harder and harder to hold it. we went down to the main plaza bit. there was a bathroom where that was empty. we went in there. as i got into the stall and was about to sit down i noticed the door didnt shut... so i was ripping off my sorts and peeing myself with my friend watching me...

Answer 6

when i was 10 i had my cousin (who was 9) staying with me. it was during summer. we were sleeping in our undies because it was hot. she woke me up because she had to pee. we went to the bathroom. (this was at 3am so yeah) well by this time i had to pee quiet badly as well. i was in there with her waiting for her to finish and i could feel it almost coming out. i heard her stop peeing and i ripped her off. as i was doing that i heard her saying "dont dont dont please dont" but i couldnt hold it and before i could even sit down i just peed and well the reason why she was saying down was because she had to poo and well yeah she did

Answer 7

i've had crab, so i decided to go to my ex boyfriends house for revenge because he cheated on me and i still can't get over him so i wanted him to fill as horrible as i did, and i've gotten them from him and i don't think he knew he had them. so, while the girl he cheated on with me with wasn't at his house, because they started going out, i asked could i come over for a while because i told him i still wanted to be friends. he would sleep with anyone and he's down for any thing, so i made him go down on me. then i got them treated afterward.

Answer 8

ever heard of something called Paruresis? if not look it up makes you a laughing stock...

Answer 9

well my room has spiders because i have a lot of trees around my house! i hate spiders!!!!!!!

Answer 10

Actually, one time at band camp I shoved a b-room up my.... oh never mind.