A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services;
he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services;
he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing;
even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer;
he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
2006-11-08 13:59:02 · 16 answers · asked by akelaamy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration;
he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist;
all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector;
all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
2006-11-08 13:59:17 · update #1
Yeah, but wait 'til she gets the bill...
2006-11-08 16:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by rorose 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha
2006-11-08 16:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by *Beach*Babe* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! That has got to be the BEST lawyer joke I've ever heard! I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit!
Don't worry, I'm OK =)
2006-11-08 15:41:16 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The second one rates four stars. The first one is 2 stars.
2016-05-21 23:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
Y'know, the other day, it was so cold in Rochester, that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pocket!
2006-11-08 14:57:28 · answer #5 · answered by Rochester 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
that is so damn funny!!!!! thank you for the laugh!! and the 2 points!! very funny, got anymore?
2006-11-08 14:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by Holly D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-08 14:02:03 · answer #7 · answered by chrishomingtang 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha I must share it with my lawyer.
2006-11-08 14:22:52 · answer #8 · answered by Totoru 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-08 14:02:47 · answer #9 · answered by MissLady0608 n 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! Very funny! 10!!!
2006-11-08 14:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋