A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sexa? Imma justa tellun my frienda how to spella "Mississippi"!
2006-11-08 13:26:16 · 22 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! Absolutely brilliant. Grazie!
2006-11-09 00:20:49 · answer #1 · answered by LoZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-08 21:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by AraClaire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl very gd keep it up 10/10
2006-11-09 07:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very very good, at last a new one, brilliant and clever too!!!!!!!!!! 10/10
2006-11-09 04:10:07 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep good
2006-11-08 21:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure thats what he was talkign bout? coz i think he wasnt tryig to spell mississipi.
2006-11-09 07:48:41 · answer #6 · answered by som1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2006-11-09 04:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!
2006-11-08 21:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before-but it still funny!
2006-11-08 21:37:05 · answer #9 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat is a good a one
2006-11-09 04:49:42 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋