It was a beutiful sunday morning when the wife woke up to see the frightning sight of her husband dead.
She questioned all the people in the house and here is what they replied:
butler was making breakfast
maid was getting the mail
gardner was watering the tulips
limo driver was getting gas
and the wife was sleeping
who did it and why do you know
2006-11-08 12:20:42 · 20 answers · asked by nafarius333 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The maid. No mail on Sunday.
2006-11-08 12:23:18 · answer #1 · answered by revchrist 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The maid; but indirectly ... Because for the past 7ys, she'd been having a mad love affair with the husband and he had promised to leave his wife. Now, no one knew that the maid was married to the buttler for naturalization purposes and months after their marriage, he discovered their little secret and began to blackmail the husband. Here's where it gets interesting. The maid, still very much in-love with the husband couldn't bear the thought of him being blackmailed and decided to end their relationship. The husband was so distraught and under so much stress that his heart literally couldn't bear it. And he died in his sleep due to a cardiac something or other. Very sad really. And the maid went to the mailbox the next morning to sob... away from the house. And that's how it happened.
2006-11-08 13:37:11 · answer #2 · answered by jackie_jackie_bo_backie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The maid did it! Everyone knows the mail doesn't run on Sunday!
2006-11-08 14:35:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The maid... no mail on Sunday... yes... but I would prefer to say the wife... She can't question herself... and she took it upon herself to assume the husband was murdered... and then ask everyone in the house... Sounds a bit fishy to me... I think she's tryin' to point fingers here....
GUILTY dog barks first :-P
2006-11-08 13:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by grimmy19812000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Watson, it looks like the maid did it. As you know there is no mail delivery on Sunday.
2006-11-08 13:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously the maid. In the wise words of Mr. Dursley..."There's no post on Sundays!"
2006-11-08 12:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by xD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The maid did it! There's no mail on Sundays.
2006-11-08 12:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by lilariesprincess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that somewhere before and it was either the wife or the maid no mail on sunday and the wife i dont know why !!!
2006-11-08 12:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by Bleeding Love 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha I remember this one when my 3rd grade teacher told it to us... its the maid because you're right... no mail on sundays.
2006-11-08 12:33:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maid! because it's sunday!
2006-11-08 12:30:23 · answer #10 · answered by Cool_dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋