A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! ”
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
2006-11-08 12:10:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is HILARIOUS- you put a smile on my face :)
now how does that feel?
2006-11-08 12:16:12 · answer #1 · answered by Ananymos 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny.... here is one for you....
Man finds a magic lamp... he rubs it and out comes the genie. Genie goes, "I am too busy for three wishes so you only get one".
Man somewhat upset at the fact he got shortchanged makes his wish, "I am afraid of flying but I have always wanted to go to Europe.... I wish for a transatlantic bridge of 300,000 pillars connecting the U.S. to Europe!"
Genie goes, "I am not that powerful, why don't you make another wish"
"Ok" answered the man somewhat disilusioned "I wish I could understand women!"
Genie shakes his head and just responds "so how many pillars did you say you wanted on that bridge???"
2006-11-08 20:25:55 · answer #2 · answered by Eric 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well now, maybe that man will listen and pay attention the next time a woman speeks to him. he he
2006-11-08 21:42:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-11-08 20:12:03 · answer #4 · answered by Terri R 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
tee hee hahaha very funny you made me smile
2006-11-08 20:24:41 · answer #5 · answered by Gloria. 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't know where you get these from,but they are totally SH.T jokes Miranda Elizabeth Hensley..
2006-11-08 20:15:07 · answer #6 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha ! That's a good one !
2006-11-08 20:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
nice
2006-11-09 01:36:44 · answer #8 · answered by 1111 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke...i love piggly wigglys' ans. the best
2006-11-08 20:27:02 · answer #9 · answered by Dean B 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hee hee hee thats hilarius. kinda. weird. ok. I dont know. just freaky!!
2006-11-08 20:12:13 · answer #10 · answered by Bleeding Love 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋