Enjoy your chocolate
Here are the chocolate rules:
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.
An entire garment industry would be devastated!!!
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Welcome to the world of CHOCOHOLICS!!! :p
2006-11-08 19:25:44
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answered by sugar candy 6
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Exercise! I did that last week, on Halloween, ate a bag of Hershey's chocolate kisses. I then went outside for a long walk, to burn off the excess calories. Consequently, I did not gain weight nor suffer any adverse effect.
2006-11-08 19:37:56
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answered by Anonymous
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Honey, I eat 100grams of choc per day. It's one of my big peasures. I'm a normal married man, so I've other pleasures, but it's hard to beat choc.
2006-11-08 19:42:34
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answered by Anonymous
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It's only terrible because you didn't share!! lol Come on there are times when we just need that chocolate/sugar high. Don't feel bad. Just don't do it every day. Then it will be time for Nutri-System. hahaha
2006-11-08 19:35:16
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answered by Rocker Chick 4
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It is terrible! I'm seething with jealousy. Were they Leonidas?
2006-11-08 20:31:03
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answered by Shane 5
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It will make no difference at all. If you don't do this regularly then don't worry you won't gain a pound.
2006-11-08 19:35:06
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answered by Anonymous
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GUILTY
2006-11-08 19:35:12
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answered by super stud 4
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Have another!
2006-11-08 19:33:57
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answered by Genius 2
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