Any kind of jokes will be great! If you can find any blond jokes please let me know!!
2006-11-08 11:25:36 · 6 answers · asked by Mickie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One day while a blonde was driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious he went over to her car and slashed the tyres. The blonde started laughing. This made the man even angrier so he smashed her windscreen. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde was now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her "Whats so funny?". The blonde giggled and replied "When you weren't looking. I stepped out of the circle three times
2006-11-08 11:32:40 · answer #1 · answered by Adele 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm Jokes - yes I know some......
but this really isn't a Typical blonde?
Aussie engineers wayne and shayne are standing at the base of a flagpole gazing up. ablonde woman walks by and asks teh guys
"what are you doing?"
"We're supposed to find the height of teh flagpole." says shayne
"but we don't have a ladder."
The blonde dives into her purse and takes out a wrench, loosens a few bolts and proceeds to lay the pole on the ground. next she pulls out a tape measurefrom her pocket takes a measurement and announces,
"five meters"
she then turns and walks away.
Wayne shakes his head and laugh.
" ain't that just like a blonde, shayne. we ask her for the height of the pole and she gives us the flamming lenght, typical."
2006-11-08 11:33:25 · answer #2 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
• How do you regonize a blonde in school?
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
• The blonde couldn't call 911 because she couldn't find the 11 button on the phone.
• The blonde couldn't go water skiing because she couldn't find a lake with a slope on it
2006-11-08 11:43:01 · answer #3 · answered by *Music ♥ Love* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day this beautiful blond called her boyfriend and begged him to please come over and help her put this killer puzzle together. He asked her what was the puzzle supposed to be, she replied according the box a tiger. He agreed to come over and help. When he got there he went and and looked at the puzzle pieces and then looked and the box and told his girlfriend to make herself a nice cup of tea and take a break on the couch. He then told her that it would be impossible to put the puzzle together, but when she finished her tea she needed to put the frosted flakes back in the box.
2006-11-08 11:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ....Nice children you've got there, are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins? ..........Do you really think they look alike?" "No", replied the greeter, " I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
2006-11-08 12:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know a lot of good jokes but i found a hundreds with tuns of blond jokes enjoy!
at http://www.jokesgallery.com/categories.php?category=CleanBlondes
2006-11-08 11:42:57 · answer #6 · answered by mat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋