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Sometimes words are not enough
To express a person's gratitude
Life's not easy-often tough
Thus my humble attitude.

Please forgive me, pretty please
And make my Xmas merry
Then I'll be gone like a cool, cool breeze
(That's a line from a song by Chuck Berry)

I'm on the blocks and I'm all set
To go that hundred metres
I'm ready now, and yet-and yet
The sweats dripping down in litres.

The pistol roars and off we go
The crowd are shouting out
I notice my friend Alfie
"Alfie, what's it all about?"

He's on his feet, he's screaming-"Whoa"
"I can take rejection"
"But there's one thing I've got to know"
"HOW DO YOU POST AN OPEN QUESTION?"

2006-11-08 11:22:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

hmm - thou dost believe you just did!! LOL good poem!!

2006-11-08 11:25:40 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0 0

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was shocking white
She took it out one Halloween
And gave the kids a fright

2006-11-09 04:55:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha thats great and creative, its a rhetorical question right? i must admire your poetic might, oh dear may b i should get off this com and get life!

2006-11-08 19:31:25 · answer #3 · answered by janeysmithster 2 · 0 0

Christ and I thought that I put too much thought into my questions.Excellent but how long did it take you to work that one out.

2006-11-08 21:20:10 · answer #4 · answered by manthintall 4 · 0 0

With confidence

2006-11-08 19:33:34 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

Wow....that was really beautiful :)
Just gave me chill bumps and everything. Very poetic!

2006-11-08 19:27:17 · answer #6 · answered by dazed*n*confused 5 · 0 1

Well done, have a great mind

2006-11-09 04:23:48 · answer #7 · answered by helen d 2 · 0 0

thats pretty good
what do you mean by 'an open question'

2006-11-08 19:26:40 · answer #8 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0 0

weeeell, its not a riddle (its a poem w/ a tech ?...) and it wasnt funny enough to be a joke------ HUH?

2006-11-08 19:57:07 · answer #9 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1 0

very poetic, and we are all answering your posted question!

2006-11-09 07:01:59 · answer #10 · answered by cookie 3 · 0 0

aww

2006-11-09 05:23:37 · answer #11 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

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