Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
2006-11-08 11:16:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny......i did not pay attention on the first paragraph coz i read it before...but when i read the second one....i burst into laughter......thank you so much...you make my day bright!!!
2006-11-08 11:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by Adele 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was hilarious and of course being a young girl I don't listen and I read the whole thing!!!
2006-11-08 19:19:52 · answer #2 · answered by Kay 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Stop posting email jokes here! This is a Q & A forum!
2006-11-08 19:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Read what the bloke put down,It's a Q&A site,get it through your head Miranda...
2006-11-08 20:23:46 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny and you know I had to scroll to the bottom
2006-11-08 19:37:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
this is a perfect man story
2006-11-09 05:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is so totalllllyyy right lol major big thx loads for the smile.
2006-11-08 19:20:03 · answer #7 · answered by blueJean 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im impressed, a gender joke that pleases both genders, well done.
2006-11-08 19:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by the general 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh funny i love it 1233454679 out of ten
2006-11-08 19:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahhahhahaha totally made my day! and i admit i never listen...not my fault
2006-11-08 19:25:48 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋