An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor
and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said,
"That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4,
but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right.
I don't need them for
sex anymore as I am over 90 years old.
I just want it to stick out
far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
2006-11-08 11:16:11 · 22 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist.
She asked, "Do you have Viagra?"
"Yes," he answered.
She asked, "Does it work?"
"Absolutely," he answered.
"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.
"I can if I take two," he answered.
2006-11-08 11:21:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
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2014-09-27 21:39:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a 4
2006-11-08 12:18:19 · answer #3 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a snake on Viagra?
Rod!
Heard about the new Viagra eye drops?
They Make you look hard.
Did you hear about the 13 year old kid who took three Viagra pills?
They had to rush him to the hospital because he had 3rd degree burns on his hand.
2006-11-09 10:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
I saw a good one last week...
A local chemist was burgled and 500 bottles of Viagra was stolen.
Police are looking for hardened criminals.
2006-11-08 20:21:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Could this be the same man who swallowed a viagra and got it stuck in his throat, he had a stiff neck for hours.
2006-11-08 11:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by bethanie_25_uk 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2006-11-08 11:35:09 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-11-08 11:27:03 · answer #8 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like parrot jokes too, stable stuff. The comedian tale is on the parrot however, because of the fact the gents ought to no longer arise with the money for to bid, on the bigger cage, high quality seed, or cutting-element poultry bathtub. to no longer point out, the companion he had planed to purchase, the female, with the appealing plumage. properly nail me to the pearch
2016-10-21 12:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha..proves he getting old.
that'll be the day...when men ask for viagra so they dont pee them self instead of sex
2006-11-08 11:19:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, funny. Not a 10 but oh well!
2006-11-08 11:49:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋