I get some terrible gas sometimes and my stomach hurts if I hold it in. I tried a few cover up meathods with limited success.
2006-11-08 11:13:06 · 28 answers · asked by stagler 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
LMAO! This is the funniest question ever! Love it. :]
Just fart! Really. Every human being on Earth farts. Now the thing that I learned in school that has carried with me for many years, is that "if you don't poop and fart, you're not human."
2006-11-08 11:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by Kathlin 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
you could always try to invest in sound/bullet proof underwear (that's what I hear the President does for protection and so that no one hears when he rips one while he gives a speech, the only way you can tell he does it is when his Vice Pres. bends over gagging) . There is also a company called Fartypants who designs and sells underwear designed to absorb the odor of farts.
There is a great website if you want to learn more about your farts:
http://www.geocities.com/krishna_kunchith/humor/fart.html
2006-11-08 21:07:53 · answer #2 · answered by Josh M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have to fart in public, wander off if you can, where nobody is around, then let your gas out and take off real fast, just in case somebody comes near you, then they'll have no idea, who farted, lol.
2006-11-08 19:16:22 · answer #3 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Light a BIC lighter. Do the "one cheek sneak" and let it out so slowly that it can't make noise. Basically stop yourself AS you start. Perhaps several times if you have to..
2006-11-08 19:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by HarryRightsguy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Carry a bottle of Febreeze around with you, and spray it after you do that. That should cover up the smell.
2006-11-08 19:29:11 · answer #5 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I dont think there is a way to cover it up....just go to the bathroom and let it out.
2006-11-08 19:14:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't say a word, most likely what the next man would to.
If somebody figures it was you then you would just be polite and say excuse me...
2006-11-08 19:16:39 · answer #7 · answered by lady from the other day 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i learned this from experience, just let a little bit of it out at a time as you walk...you can also try squeezing your butt...but before you try it in public, try it at home first, just in case if it doesn't work
HOPE THIS HELPS!!!
GOOD LUCK!!!
2006-11-08 19:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by lalagirl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just gradually and slowly let it out. just dont make any noise. then walk away like nothing happened.
I spend half my damn day walking around the office like a damn balloon slowly letting the air out.
2006-11-08 19:14:48 · answer #9 · answered by throughtheseyez 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
One cheek sneak hahaha
2006-11-08 19:20:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋