What do rapers and pirates have in commen?

Question

they both say yo ho!!!!!!! hahahahah i made that one up!!! you like??? 10 pts. to the first preson who can tell mea joke that makes me wet my pants!

i ment rappers ( like the ones who make music) and you know this joke is funny, your just to stupid to relize it!

Answer 1

that joke was stupid (but true)

Answer 2

A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "its fart Rugby ." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Try and conversion - 7points each". After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Penalty - 10 to 7." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty 10 each." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Drop goal, I lead 13 to 10." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he craps in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, change sides."

Answer 3

GETTING INTO HEAVEN
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one
with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and
pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had
any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,
one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says,
"Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water,
I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her @$$ in it."

Answer 4

There wuz a blond driving in her brand new car.She wuz 2 buisy talking on the phone she hit a car in front of her.The man stepped out of the car and drew a circle on the pavement.He told the blond dont step out of this circle until he says so.after the blond steped into the circle he started breaking the windows.He could hear giggles from the blond"wut r u laughing about?""nothing"replyed the blond and stoped giggling.Then he went back 2 her car and broke the doors.Then the blonde lauged harder."wut is it!?" he asked.the blond ansered "sry,nothing..."Then he was ripping at the leather seats.The blonde wuz now laughing hystericly."4 the last time,Wut is it!!!!"The blond then ansered"I stepped out of the circle 3 times when u wernt looking"

Answer 5

A Band joke:

Why are drummers made 20% smarter than horses?

To keep them from crapping in the street.

No offense to drummers but we have some dumb ones in my class!

Answer 6

there was a woman in the nursing home and it was her birthday. the care person asked her " what so you want to do to celebrate your b day?" she replied " i would like to walk down ked please" the nurse said " well since it's your b day i guess i can let you , but it has to be at midnight " so when midnight arrived, the nurse helped the old lay outside with her clothes off. there were 2 boys outside who had just finished smoking. when one of the boys saw her, he said " look at that old ugly lady" the second boy said " wahtever she has on sure does need ironing!!!" do you get it?

Answer 7

Whats the difference between blondes and bowling balls??


You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Answer 8

a screwdriver walks into a bar the bartender say's hey we have a drink named after you the screwdriver say's oh yea you have a drink named bob

Answer 9

Why dont women go to the toilet straight after sex?


Have you ever tryed to open a toasted cheese sandwich!

Answer 10

i think its funny i liked it...


Hey did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in an accident his All RIGHT now

Answer 11

I love horse too,I ride them for a living(races).