After a few days, the Lord called Adam to him, and said, 'It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the Earth, so I want you to start by kissing Eve.' Adam answered, 'Yes Lord, but what's a 'kiss'?' So the Lord gave Adam a brief description and Adam then took Eve by the hand, behind a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged, and said, 'Lord, that was enjoyable.'
< small>And the Lord replied, 'Yes, Adam, I thought you'd enjoy that, and now I'd like you to caress Eve.' And Adam said, 'Lord, what's a 'caress'?' So the Lord gave Adam a brief description and Adam went again behind the bush with Eve. Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, 'Lord, that was even better than the kiss.'
And the Lord said, 'You've done well, Adam, and now I want you to make love to Eve.' And Adam said, 'Lord, what's 'making love'?' So the Lord again gave Adam directions, and Adam went to Eve, behind the bush. But this time he reappeared in two seconds... ..And Adam said, 'Lord, what's a 'headache'?'
2006-11-08 10:45:27 · 8 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute i love it and ur other jokes but i havent seen em in awhile
2006-11-08 11:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the headache receeded and the act of love making was completed, Eve went down to the river to wash herself. The Lord looked down and in a very angry tone yelled " Now how am I going to get that smell off the fish " !
2006-11-08 19:04:52 · answer #2 · answered by Mark Antony 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-08 19:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, no way!
Lol!
2006-11-08 18:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by godathonone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!!!
2006-11-08 18:48:16 · answer #5 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2006-11-08 18:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny.
2006-11-08 18:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks for the laugh
2006-11-08 18:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by understandable 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋