A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast-bacon, eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? An Aitken's buttery? Grapefruit with ginger and coffee to follow?
He declines. "It's this Viagra", he says. "It has really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something-a bowl of homemade soup, maybe, with (mmmm) a cheese sandwich? Perhaps a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?
He declines. "It's this Viagra", he says. "It has really taken the edge off my appetite."
Come tea time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She offers to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. Maybe a red pudding or a steak pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved? Or a tasty stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?
He declines. "It's this Viagra", he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well," she says, "would you mind getting off me? I'm starving!"
2006-11-08 10:24:18 · 15 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hah thats a good one funny. lol good punchline!
2006-11-08 10:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by erin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-08 10:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by tracy82_99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty good. Can I use that one?
2006-11-08 10:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by blueskys 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just read that yesterday
2006-11-08 10:42:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....all that talk of food made me hungry.
2006-11-08 10:43:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-08 10:41:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one what eles do you got
2006-11-08 10:27:26 · answer #7 · answered by Desi & Dani's Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crickets
2006-11-08 10:26:59 · answer #8 · answered by soxfan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-08 12:20:41 · answer #9 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-11-08 10:33:00 · answer #10 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋