At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate bedrooms.
She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the wedding festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she is expecting.
Sure enough the knock comes and there is her groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.
After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep, for the second time when there is another knock at the door and there he is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more.
Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As they're laying in afterglow the young bride says to him, "I am really impressed that a man your age has enough juice to go at it three times. I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one time. You're a great lover Morris."
Morris looks confused, and turns to her and says," I was here already?"
2006-11-08 09:30:29 · 18 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! That is funny!
2006-11-08 09:34:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anna D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to suggest strip twister... but I see that's already on your list. D'oh! Have you ever played the tower of flour? Get a quarter or other large coin. Place it in the bottom of a tall glass. Pack the glass full of flour. Put a plate over the glass and invert everything. Pull off the glass... you will be left with a tower of flour with a coin on top. Get a knife. Everyone takes turns, slicing off a section of flour. The person who makes the tower fall has to retrieve the coin using only their mouth! Good times.
2016-05-21 22:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Verrry Funny
2006-11-08 14:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet! I work with the elderly, and this will go a long ways around here!
2006-11-08 09:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by George Curious 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-08 09:38:40 · answer #5 · answered by slickgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one.. i thought it might have to do with viagra at first =P
2006-11-08 09:33:19 · answer #6 · answered by <3 Kaitlyn* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-08 09:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hehh hee
2006-11-08 09:51:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl nice one
2006-11-08 09:51:14 · answer #9 · answered by Chronic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL.....I give a thumbs up for that one.
2006-11-08 09:34:46 · answer #10 · answered by eva b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋