I don't know how this has happened, as I'm a man, and I'm a virgin (except for that time with the horse). However, I haven't had my period this month and I'm a bit worried. HELP ME!
2006-11-08 09:27:08 · 43 answers · asked by kevin m 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
How dare you call me a horse! ( I am tallulah!)
2006-11-08 11:09:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not you aswell!!! It must be this fcuking site as soon as anyone touches it they seem to become overwhelmed with the symptoms of pregnancy! I wrote a question the other day only to have it removed by the humourless fcukwits (no doubt this answer will be now) about the amount of stupid idiots that ask that on a daily basis! In your case I'm concerned for you, does the horse know? I really think you should both sit down and talk about your futures together, let me know how it goes!
2006-11-08 11:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are having cross-breed baby of a human and horse. Since it is so rare, besides you are a man, i advise you to contact a scientist, who will help you out with this matter. I am sure that press, doctors and churches won't leave you alone. Enjoy the fame, and god luck with it.
P.S. Will your baby be like the guy working as the sign of Sagittarius? Check some archery schools for your baby.
2006-11-08 09:32:34 · answer #3 · answered by ono 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations! Now get on the phone to the Guiness Record book people and the AMA. Thank you for the 2 points and once again, congrats.
2006-11-08 09:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What an easy 2 points! Stay away from horses.
2006-11-08 09:42:33 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. G. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the doctor and see if he will take a look in your ear...he should see straight out the other side. But then ,these are just the replies you were after. Do you not have any other way to get noticed?
2006-11-08 09:34:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! you watch too much family guy! and give credit to them.. that came from the episode where peter went to the woman's camp, because of the threat of the law suit because he told the girl that joke while in the office.. and then Lois got in a fight with the counselor of the females feelings camp or whatever, and peter had his lip pulled over his head, as the metaphor for pregnancy which the women at the camp told him.
2006-11-08 09:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by David 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the gestation period for a horse?
2006-11-08 09:31:28 · answer #8 · answered by Sunflower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could play main part in this new movie. Its called Junior 2!
2006-11-08 10:01:37 · answer #9 · answered by BLONDESHELL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are, tell me the secret. I don't really want to go thru that whole pregnancy thing and if there is a way my future husband can have the kids, I'm game. Thanks for the laugh, anyway
2006-11-08 09:54:58 · answer #10 · answered by Nicki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would that be called?
A horman?
A Humorse?
Either way it's gonna hurt!
2006-11-08 11:59:27 · answer #11 · answered by Fay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋