A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked
to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to
get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack
enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box?
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my
things up"
"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this
sounds a bit fishy
but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband
asked The following weekend he came home, a little tired but
otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he
caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill,
and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk
pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replied,
"I did. They're in your fishing box.....
2006-11-08 09:03:16 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hilarious
clever wife sounds like my girlfriend, well maybe my ex, well actually someone i met once. well i didnt really meet her i saw her through a window, well she was on tele really, damn it i dont have a tele hmmmmmmmm
2006-11-08 09:32:11 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha - good one -- whens the Divorce LOL
bluegill, salmon and swordfish - he must of fished at the aquarium...
2006-11-08 09:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gone fishing !
2006-11-08 11:50:14 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is a good one. Big fish got caught !
2006-11-08 09:11:35 · answer #4 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one, smart wife.
2006-11-08 09:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-11-08 09:08:36 · answer #6 · answered by puffy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nailed, thats one cheating husband,... where did he go fishing some other girls pants, caught some tuna lol
2006-11-08 09:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bet he smelled sort of FISHY TOO
2006-11-08 09:10:31 · answer #8 · answered by joegossum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but a classic never dies, still cracks me up xXx
2006-11-08 10:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should have asked him did u even go fishing. because u would have certainly saw them.
2006-11-08 09:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by j8ffz 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋