A guy slides up to a blonde in the singles bar, he thought he would try out his new pick up line. "Hi beautiful. id love to get into your pants ". "why"? she replied. "Theres already one *** **le in there ".
2006-11-08 08:49:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one speedy lmao
2006-11-08 08:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wooooooooooooow
2006-11-08 16:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by Fefe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres one, there is a blonde, brunette, and a red head who are running from the cops. they see a bar and so they go and hide in it. inside, they see three sacks and they go in hide in them. then the police comes and hits the first one that has the read head in it, they hear a "meow, meow" and they say, oh its a cat, then they move to the next w/ the brunette in it and hit it and they hear "roof roof" and they say oh its just a dog and then they go to the sack with the blonde in it and they hit it and they hear "potatoes".
2006-11-08 16:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by Julie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes walk into a bar.
You'd think the second would duck.
2006-11-08 16:53:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's already one what ? If you gonna write a swear word, just put a star instead of a letter. c*nt, m*therfucker. You see, it works !!!
2006-11-08 16:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by Jazz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another quality speedy joke
this audience is all yours speedy good luck mate lol
2006-11-08 16:55:34 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats the answer? i hate it when people jst expect you to know!
2006-11-09 03:24:06 · answer #7 · answered by ebex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-08 16:52:09 · answer #8 · answered by eric is my hottness boyfriend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are the deleted words?
Are they *ss-hole?
2006-11-08 16:53:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-08 16:51:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋