None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!! ...now tell me a joke/riddle!
2006-11-08 08:40:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha lol... here's mine:
Q:if you're on a unicycle on your way to montana, and you can't find your coal to guide you, how do you get there?
A: twenty-five!!!!!! band-aids don't have cream cheese!!!!!!
2006-11-08 09:58:44 · answer #1 · answered by E-V 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
while the wheel falls off my canoe, I regularly have it towed via the sea turtle on Nemo. he's the main suitable. as a techniques because of the fact the pancakes bypass, i will get 2000 interior the doghouse, except they're chocolate chip ones. then i will get approximately 1250. i assume the chips particularly take up alot of room.
2016-10-15 13:12:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe your riddle is wrong. The ice cream was obviosly Rocky Road which means that 345,432 pancakes will fit in the dog house.
Unless it's with my dog, then only 2.
2006-11-08 08:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by mac121000 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, i heard this one yesterday.
There was a girl with no arms or legs at the beach. She got to know this 6'5 tall man.
She says: "I've never been hugged"
He hugs her.
She says: "I've never been kissed"
He kisses her
Getting very excited, she says this,
"Ive never been f***cked ,"
So he takes her to the back of a pier and throws her FAR into the ocean saying
"NOW YOUR F***CKED!!"
2006-11-08 08:48:15 · answer #4 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If there are 17 cats in a play, what is the name of 5 little women eating sno-cones in a tree?
Answer: a lambchop sandwich.
2006-11-08 08:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Jazzys_mom 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well now that's a nice joke for an insane person.
2006-11-08 08:48:27 · answer #6 · answered by Just gorgeous dahling 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You haven't tryed catfish icecream yet have you , it's full-o-bones
2006-11-08 09:07:30 · answer #7 · answered by joegossum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why was the Orange fired from work?
Because he couldn't concentrate! ^_^
2006-11-08 09:36:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
riddle me this riddle me that why did I even bother to read that?
2006-11-08 09:05:01 · answer #9 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley..
2006-11-08 08:45:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋