A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your @sshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Yeah, golfing with his buddies."
2006-11-08 08:38:09 · 9 answers · asked by Krazykraut 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!!
2006-11-08 09:10:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be the daughter of the rather portly woman who came home after a medical examination.
"The doctor says my breasts are big." She tells her husband/
"Fat more like!" He retorts.
"And my stomach is a little large too." She continues.
"Yeah, that's all fat too." He jibes then asks "And did he mention that big fat @ss of yours too?"
"No dear." She replies. "Your name didn't come up at all."
2006-11-08 16:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one.
2006-11-08 16:40:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-08 16:40:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee heh. :)
2006-11-08 17:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!!
LOL
2006-11-08 16:40:50 · answer #6 · answered by Jazzys_mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God....!!! This was too good! I loved it!
2006-11-08 16:40:30 · answer #7 · answered by Sunrise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one dude!!
2006-11-08 16:41:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she's silly
2006-11-08 16:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋