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and asks for a pint of lager and a ham toastie, the barman hands them over, the rabbit downs the drink and scoffs the toastie, the rabbit then goes back to the bar and asks for a whiskey and a peanut butter toastie, the barman concerningly hands them over and the rabbit downs the drinks and scoffs the toastie, the rabbit returns to the bar and asks for a rum and coke and and a ham toastie, the barman now quite concerned begrudgingly hands them over, and the rabbit downs the drink and scoffs the toastie, the rabbit returns to the bar and asks for a bitter and a marmite toastie, the barman says to the rabbit "come on now mate no one mix their drinks like this" and the rabbit replies, "its cool mate i can handle my drink", so the barman hands them over. the rabbit downs the drink and scoffs the toastie, upon returning to the bar the rabbit collapses, the barman looks down at him and says "i told you" , the rabbit looks up and says "it wasnt the drink it was the mixofmetoasties"

2006-11-08 08:26:20 · 13 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

hahahahaha.
I laughed when I first read it, and I'm still laughing.

2006-11-08 21:11:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Reminds me of my bald grandfather who had some yellow rabbits tattooed on his head. From a distance they looked like blond hares!

2006-11-08 16:30:56 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0 1

I've heard that one many times before, but it still makes me laugh every time :D

2006-11-08 18:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by Leggy_Babe 2 · 0 0

aww have this image of a cute little rabbit passed out on the floor, made me laugh xXx

2006-11-08 16:31:42 · answer #4 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0 1

Old joke but it still raises a smile

2006-11-08 16:28:44 · answer #5 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0 1

Must be British humor?

2006-11-08 16:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by ♣fo' by fo'♠ 3 · 0 2

Tee Hee Hee! ^_^

2006-11-08 17:14:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2006-11-08 16:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol and this blond got it first time.

2006-11-08 16:33:57 · answer #9 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0 1

good1 lol

2006-11-08 18:13:45 · answer #10 · answered by chris b 4 · 0 0

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