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A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi Arabia a few months ago. So she sends him a care package.

He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows.

He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park. Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his best friend off .

After a few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."

Now THAT'S a Dear John letter!

2006-11-08 07:57:29 · 22 answers · asked by ♣fo' by fo'♠ 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

That's something I would do!

2006-11-08 08:00:40 · answer #1 · answered by me 6 · 0 0

Pay back is a Bit*h!!! That's what he gets for not keeping his privet part inside his pants. But sad for all the other guys who where watching and the movie and enjoying the home made cookies. They ended up paying for something they didn't even do. Love it!!!!

2006-11-08 08:02:23 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0 0

Wonder how many of them puked the cookies they ate back out. Hehe, this was funny.

2006-11-08 08:37:45 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0 0

Wasn't that seen really similar to the scene in Jar head? The movie?

2006-11-08 08:02:24 · answer #4 · answered by Rowan 7 · 1 0

THAT is so sick, twisted, and wrong but what a way to get him back. LOL Good One!!
Ther were a few innocent by-standers,his poor friends had to be subjected to that also, I'd hate to be one of them.

2006-11-08 08:04:33 · answer #5 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 1 0

OMG!!!
That is insane!

Sucks to be the Innocent by standards that were eating the cookies!!

2006-11-08 08:18:05 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 2 0

Wow, that was a hot one. I wouldn't go as far as belittling myself by giving another man head AND having all those ppl watch me do it...but she did what she did and i hope that teaches other husbands (and wives) a listen....

2006-11-08 08:04:17 · answer #7 · answered by Fefe 4 · 1 0

I wonder if they enjoyed the cookies with the special ingredients??

2006-11-08 08:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1 0

OMG thats funny, i probably would have done the same thing , if not worse.. lmao

2006-11-08 08:01:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OMG LOL that's the perfect revenge

2006-11-08 08:03:51 · answer #10 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 1 0

Oh my goodness. who gets the last laugh, gag men gag

2006-11-08 08:01:09 · answer #11 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0 0

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