My 9 year old has had a nasty cold and has been home from school all week. Does anyone have any kid appropriate jokes for her?
Thanks.
2006-11-08 07:51:43 · 8 answers · asked by thezaylady 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
none off hand, but check out this site -- my kids like it:
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/jokes.htm
2006-11-08 07:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Why should you never fly with Peter Pan?-Because you'll never never Land
2. Why does and Elephant have a trunk?-Because he would look silly with a glove compartment.
3.Bert asked Ernie if he wanted some ice cream. Sherbert(Sure Bert)
4.Where does the little king keep his little armies? Up his little sleevies.(little arms up little sleeves)
5.Why did the fried chicken cross the road? Because he saw a fork up a head.
6.What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall? Dam
2006-11-08 16:19:13 · answer #2 · answered by unicycleguy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a fish w/ no eyes??
A:a fsh.
What soap do u use to clean a phone?
A:Dial
What do u call a pig that knows karate?
A: a porkchop
What did the skeleton say before dinner?
A: bon appitite
those are just some i know. you can find more kid's jokes if u go to yahooligans.com and click on jokes.
2006-11-08 16:18:45 · answer #3 · answered by Sami 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why the car in the oven
because the cake is in the garage
2006-11-08 15:58:21 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the girl eat her homework?
Because her teacher said it was a piece of cake.
2006-11-08 16:25:42 · answer #5 · answered by Ndpndnt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you meet two men- one named flippy and the other named hambone, which one do you think likes dolphins? flippy, right? WRONG! it's hambone!!!!! haha stupid but funny â¥
2006-11-08 16:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by psoph 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about here: http://www.jokes.com If that was kind of inappropriate, you can look for some here: http://www.ask.com
2006-11-08 16:02:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there?
interupting cow
interup-
MOO!!!
2006-11-08 16:03:22 · answer #8 · answered by ichigo_li2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋