a blonde cop pulls over a blonde and asks for her liscense and registration she finds her registration right away but she cannot find her liscense and shes digging through her purse finally she asks the cop what does it look like? the cop says it's a card with your picture on it the blonde pulls out a little mirror and hands it to the cop the cop says "oh I didn't realize you're a cop, you're free to go." please make yours clean
2006-11-08 07:47:29 · 11 answers · asked by Nick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was on here yesterday.. but still funny
She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics."
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport
Left," she turned around and went home.
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company
2006-11-08 07:50:21 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1. What do you call two brunettes walking down the street with a blonde between them?
Answer: An oreo cookie, and I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
2. Old New England wisdom: Blonde on top, brunette, by-cracky!
2006-11-08 07:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by Terry 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'm keen on the brunette, I have not have been given any purpose for my determination its basically the way i'm. For some reason I basically get alongside greater suitable with them, that must be something in my subconscious.
2016-10-15 13:09:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blond : I think I'm sick! I keep seeing white spots all the time!
Brunette : Have you seen a doctor?
Blond : No, just spots.
2006-11-08 21:45:02 · answer #4 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
What do you do when a blond throws a pin at you? Run she still has the grenade in her hand.
2006-11-08 11:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by ashashbaby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lil funny but i dint know any CLEAN blond jokes
2006-11-08 09:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were funny!!! I have some in my profile page (they're long) that you can check out if you want
2006-11-08 08:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-08 08:46:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! :)
2006-11-08 07:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol no i don't know any others sorry...
2006-11-08 07:51:25 · answer #10 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋