a man walked into his house and heard his wife calling him, he ran into the living room to see his blonde wife with the most serious look on her face ever, whats wrong he asked, at that point he noticed that the tv was upside down and facing the wall,then she began to explain " i was watching eastenders when my mum phoned me and told me to turn the telly over as there was something funny on the side, but i just dont see do you ?"
2006-11-08 07:34:53 · 10 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it, try this one
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed.........."let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
2006-11-08 10:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice. In a public place shout 'look a dead bird' and I bet you most of the people who look up to the sky will be blonde! I tried it once, oh the fun
2006-11-08 07:38:32 · answer #2 · answered by Dead2TheWind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really Not funny
2006-11-08 07:39:17 · answer #3 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT THAT FUNNY .....7/10
2006-11-08 07:38:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no, repeats!
I already answered the other one.
hahahahahahaha all the same.
2006-11-08 21:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! She meant the channels, not the TV! ^_^
2006-11-08 07:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
2006-11-08 07:37:56 · answer #7 · answered by helen34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good1, nice1, lol
2006-11-08 07:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no not really.......
2006-11-08 07:37:08 · answer #9 · answered by hedi s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what???????????
2006-11-08 07:37:58 · answer #10 · answered by Nick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋