The gaff prone President is known for his idiotic quotes, lets have your best.
2006-11-08 07:30:31 · 9 answers · asked by jg655 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Reporter: sir, are you aware that 3 Brazilian troops were killed in Iraq yesterday?
Bush: WHAT!? Oh that's terrible how horrible...
Reporter: Sir?
Bush: What?
Reporter: Only 3 Brazilian troops were killed
Bush: well how many is in a Brazilian
Also
Reporter: Mr. President! Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Bush: Depends
and these top ten Bushisms
10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000
8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
7) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
6) "You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
5) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
4) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
3) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
2) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
1) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
also love the song parody
I'm george dubya bush: leader of the free world
I wanna bomb Iraq and when the world says no I say
WHATEVA
'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA
and this is my united states of whateva
and this is my united states of WHATEVA
I talked to collen powel he said "sir maybe we should give the inspectors more time." I said no you know why?
'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA
and this is my united states of whateva
and this is my united states of WHATEVA
*beep**beep*
Hello?
this is Poten, Russia will veto war
hmm I see... *click*WHATEVA
'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA
and this is my united states of whateva
and this is my united states of WHATEVA
*beep**beep*
Hello?
This is Binladden, You have not caught me yet.
You know what the Dubya stands for? Yet..
'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA
and this is my united states of whateva
and this is my united states of WHATEVA
Sir, Korea's got nucs
Oh... tong tang ting tang tong. Translation: WHATEVA
'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA
and this is my united states of whateva
and this is my united states of WHATEVA
'cause this is my united states of WHATEVA
and this is my united states of whateva
and this is my united states of WHATEVA
2006-11-08 07:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by ichigo_li2 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
For me this is a 4 way tie, i individually won't be in a position to decide for! "i understand the person and fish can coexist peacefully." 'i know how complicated this is which you may place nutrition on your loved ones.' "Too many sturdy scientific docs have become out of the business employer. Too many OB-GYNs are not waiting to prepare their love with ladies all in the time of this u . s . a .." "Our enemies are ingenious and inventive, and so are we. They never quit thinking approximately new the form to harm our u . s . a . and our human beings, and neither can we." this is one situation i'm going to specific miss- i do no longer see Obama giving us too many hilarious mess united stateslike this :(
2016-10-15 13:09:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The trouble with the french is that they have no word for entrepreneur.
i love this one because it reminds me of the show, Only Fools and Horses when Del asks Rodney " what is the French for Duck a l'Orange?".
Comedic genius and the leader of the free world. Must have had the same scriptwriter.
2006-11-11 10:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by mAdhAttEr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of our imports are coming from abroad - well DUH!
also
My favourite childhood book was the Hungry Caterpillar (published when George was in his 20's)
2006-11-08 07:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by Bumblebee 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush: There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says: "Fool me once..."
George W. Bush: [pause]
George W. Bush: "... shame on...".
George W. Bush: [pause]
George W. Bush: "Shame on you..."
George W. Bush: [pause]
George W. Bush: "If fooled, you can't get fooled again."
Narrator: For once, we agreed.
2006-11-08 21:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the one when people imitate the way he talks like "W" when Bush says it, it sounds like he's saying "Dubya" Its so funny on Mad Tv though! ^_^
2006-11-08 07:36:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's clearly a budged, it has lots of numbers in it"
and
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world"
2006-11-08 07:41:37 · answer #7 · answered by SkiButt 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i like the classic:
'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?'
As a teacher myself i love the surreal quality of that... very monty python-esque...
2006-11-08 07:39:57 · answer #8 · answered by colmfiveten 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Too many obgyn's aren't able to practice their love with women across this country."
hes so crazy.....also how when theres no cue cards how he says short words and uhhhhhh.....a lot....
2006-11-08 07:42:30 · answer #9 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋