2006-11-08 07:19:15 · 9 answers · asked by ranger12 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
First of all I AM MISTER SECRETARY RUMSFELD SIR to you dumb ***... and Georgie Boy fired my *** but I ain't goin' away. To the other shmuck it's spelled Halliburton! Dammit. I will issue contracts on ALL the generals that dared criticize me (I have enough money to cover it I hope, there's a lot of them!)... and about writing a book... hmmm Hillary and Bill got away with it so why can't I? Screw you all, I'm eligible for the pension (which I don't really need)... made the Guinness Record Book for longest time in office, told the press they are all idiots with the CIC approving... what a great life! If you think I'm stupid enough to go there without 100 bodyguards and be incognito, you are crazier than the press! I might consider a contract on you too... and they say I ruled like a despot! What do they know?
2006-11-08 08:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by argeesoftware 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell, even better, have him pack up the family, move into that huge mansion Saddam once owned so he can be a little closer to Bush's Texas, I mean Iraq Tea! Let him stay there since everything is coming together! Of course he should he should join the troops, he's gotta make a living, right. And what a great living it will be on all that money our "so-called" government pays the men and women serving our country!And by the way, the troops should get the oil profits since they are doing ALL of the work. Rumsfeld on the other hand, i would assume already got his share.
2006-11-08 07:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Wilma - House wife Ray - Serial Killer Earl - Preacher Bruce - Taxedermist Donovan - Musician Debbie - Accounts Payable Ethel - A retired Grandma Candie - Stripper
2016-05-21 22:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, since he has no job, he no longer qualifies for the fitness aspect of the job. He's too old. Toss him to the curb. Let him live out his days in obscurity. I'm tired of even dealing with the joker.
2006-11-08 07:29:28 · answer #4 · answered by sjsosullivan 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hell the dumb SOB will get some one to write his book for him. Go on the speaking circuit. And die with more money than any grunt ever dreamed of having.
2006-11-08 07:27:44 · answer #5 · answered by oldhippypaul 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They are dusting off his old desk at Halburton
2006-11-08 07:55:34 · answer #6 · answered by tallerfella 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I predict it will be hard to find him very soon...but not because of cammies....
Sorry, seems really suspcious.
2006-11-08 07:27:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
YES!
2006-11-08 07:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by john s 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HERE! HERE! :)
2006-11-08 07:27:34 · answer #9 · answered by BabyGirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋