Lava lamps fun to look at but not to bright Parking spaces all the good ones are taken and whats left are all handicapped Are like a laxitive they irritate the crap out of you
2006-11-08 07:12:46 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The first is the best the second was good and the third was right on the money.
2006-11-08 07:16:57 · answer #1 · answered by Casey 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Men are like... bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like... the snowstorms.
You don't know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long they'll stay.
2006-11-08 07:24:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha.
i like this one, it's good.
I like men that can laugh at themselfs and see the funny side of the jokes.
10/10
2006-11-09 08:13:15 · answer #3 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is real ****. what are you? where are you from and how old are you? are you alright, man? there ARE smart men who make a woman feel good. why the generalisation?
you and whoever agrees with you are clueless.
2006-11-08 07:18:43 · answer #4 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Women are like toilets, either engaged, vacant or full of sh*t.
I don't suppose you will like that, but if you can't take it, don't dish it out. Learn to catch before you learn to throw. Misandrist porcine scrofula.
2006-11-08 07:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Heeh heh heh
2006-11-08 07:20:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are very in touch how women think about men.
2006-11-08 07:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What about Dulcolax? That's supposed to be non-irittating, I thought.
2006-11-08 07:15:37 · answer #8 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lao finally a guy who's not in denial!!!!!
2006-11-08 09:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Use punctuation next time.
2006-11-08 07:30:26 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋