I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS....
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave
at him and say hello.
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her
from.
So he says, "Do you know me"?
To which she replies, "I think your the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching,
while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery ???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
teacher."
2006-11-08 07:00:42 · 12 answers · asked by slaphappypimp 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was hilarias, im telling all my friends, and my teachers, theyll laff there heads off,
2006-11-08 07:56:38 · answer #1 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny. Ending is totally unexpected, the way a joke should be.
2006-11-08 15:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats great
it took me a second to get it but i got it
2006-11-08 15:04:25 · answer #3 · answered by katloony 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats aright i herd funnier
2006-11-08 15:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by srh077 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good, it has a nice twist to it.
2006-11-08 15:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny.
2006-11-08 15:34:55 · answer #6 · answered by m.p. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
It put a smile on my face
2006-11-08 15:03:23 · answer #7 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that is what we call hilarious!
2006-11-08 15:05:32 · answer #8 · answered by Mikillah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2006-11-08 15:10:27 · answer #9 · answered by Quickfix008(∞Cicci∞) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AHAHHAHAH FUNNY =0)
2006-11-08 15:03:14 · answer #10 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋