Below are questions about Australia. They were posted on an Australian Tourism website and the anwers are the actual responses by the website officials.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Yes, it’s only 3000 miles - take lots of water
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle-shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is the big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not…oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Hervey Bay. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is north in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180o. Contact us when you get there and we’ll send the rest of the directions
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is next to Germany...oh forget it, every Tuesday after the Hippo racing. Come Naked
2006-11-08 06:53:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i nearly fell out of my seat reading these
those people down under have a great since of humor
2006-11-08 07:08:32 · answer #1 · answered by katloony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the gold old dry Aussie wit.
2006-11-08 15:16:22 · answer #2 · answered by Bandit600 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-08 14:55:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are all great!! Thanks fof the laugh.
2006-11-08 15:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, good ones. Thanks.
2006-11-08 14:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋