how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
none all 200 failed to work out how to open the box
did you hear about the blonde who thought extra terrestrials were itv3 and itv4?
did you hear abouth the blonde who thought the erogenous zone was somewhere between the moon and mars?
did you heat about the blonde tap dancer?
her right foot got burnt
where do you find a blonde with a map and written directions to the pub?
where you left her
did you hear about the blonde who fell off the floor?
2006-11-08 06:38:58 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm blonde..........hey i've done all of those things you said.
2006-11-08 06:44:52 · answer #1 · answered by charlie w 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY =0) but didnt get the one abt the foot gettin burnt
2006-11-08 06:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you explain that you're making fun of blondes being less intelligent and you have typos?
And I'm not blonde.
2006-11-08 06:51:49 · answer #3 · answered by jwb674 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a good one
a blonde walks into a barber shop wearing head phones. the guy inside says if you want to get a hair cut youve got to take the head phones off. she looks at him like hes crazy and walks out. this goes on for about 10 days she walks in the guy tells her if you want to get take the headphones off.
on the 11th day he screams at her if you want to get a hair cut take the headphones off
so she does and sits down about 5 minutes later she drops dead the guy calls the cops
a cop comes and asks what happen. the guy said i dont know i just told her if she wanted to get a hair cut she had to take the head phones off. so the guy and the cop put on the headphones and this is what they hear
"breath in ..... breath out...... breath in..."
2006-11-08 06:51:28 · answer #4 · answered by katloony 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha very funny
2006-11-08 06:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by Mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a couple of those before, but they're still pure gold.
2006-11-08 06:42:28 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel off the floor once.
2006-11-08 21:22:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im blonde and I think I am quite intelligent. Yeah right who am I trying to kid, I thought they were hilarious thanks for making me laugh.
2006-11-08 07:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OI! im a blond lol, but hey blond's have more fun, plus guys say were nice to look at!!
2006-11-08 06:42:34 · answer #9 · answered by red devil 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Your right i do love blonde's slim with large breasts works well for me!!!
2006-11-08 06:49:25 · answer #10 · answered by robashdown2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋