funny or not?

Question

did you hear about the blonde the blonde who bought a book on self mensa testing, she sat and did the three tests and passed them all with flying colours,so she applied to mensa and they invited her to sit the exams in their headquarters and she came out with an IQ of 212 putting her in the top 1% of brainiest people in the world?
















i didnt think so and nor have i

Answer 1

heres a potentially smart blonde:

Chris Tarrant: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - £500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million Pounds if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to £32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"
Chris Tarrant: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush

Chris Tarrant: Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million Pounds."
Barbara: "I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%... No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Chris, just to be sure.
Chris Tarrant: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?
Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)
Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Chris Tarrant: "Hello Maggie, its Chris Tarrant here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on £500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.
The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question. There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."
Barbara: "You think?"
Maggie: "I'm sure."
Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Chris Tarrant: "Well, do you want to stick on £500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"
Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with . . . .Cuckoo"
Chris Tarrant: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is."

Chris Tarrant: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."
Chris Tarrant: "Barbara.....you had £500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION POUNDS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

Answer 2

What a great oxymoron. A mensa blonde.

Answer 3

I did not believe it from the blond bought a book... Very funny I love good blonde jokes, so I can tease my sister in law.

Answer 4

Ok i like it but then again i am really blonde so yeah it was





























F U N N Y L M A O

Answer 5

not often you see a blonde reading a book dont be nosey curious 23

Answer 6

Nice.
Why are so many blondes stupid?
It's the chemicals in the hair dye.
True, it seeps in to their brains!!!

Answer 7

I have no idea what you're talking about and I legitimately have an IQ of 170, please explain further what type of answer you're looking for.

Answer 8

sowwie papa but that wasnt funny

Answer 9

funny

Answer 10

No not at all