The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table
and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"
but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
You're gonna LOVE me for this....
The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
2006-11-08 05:56:57 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pretty good. it definetely "raised a chuckle"
too bad i can't click on a button that says
[ choose as best question ]
2006-11-08 06:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by the one and only robertc1985 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay there cousin the pig lived over in the next town....
my friends driving through this next town over ... .. saw this kid drowning .... all of a sudden this pig jumps in the water ... and SAVES THE KID... the kid is okay and the pig runs away... through this field. (( disappears) My friends are amazed... they are driving through the town and they spot a house on fire... on the side of the country road... they see this pig galloping at full speed towards the home.. a lady is screaming help .. help help .. so the pig busts into the house and carries the lady on its back out and to safety... The friends watch as the pig runs through the woods to a farm house. MY FRIENDS drive up to the farmers house.. and see the pig run out to greet them but they notice ... the pig has part of hisback leg... is lost.... they get out of the car . tell the farmer .. god what a great pig .... He deserves a medal and is he in all the papers for his brave deeds... ?/ The friends ask next ..... what happened to the pigs leg .. did he loose it in an accident saving someone???... The farmer says no .. AH you cant eat a pig like that all at ONCE you Know.... ( lol ) I have never told that joke publicly...
2006-11-08 06:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by zachs mom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
V V V Good. I liked that one a lot and you were right i do love you for that one. Cheers
I dont know if Dominoter was joking or not but he's got nothing to report you about. It was under Jokes and Riddles it wasn't rude and it was funny. If you were being serious GET A LIFE.
2006-11-08 06:03:52 · answer #3 · answered by hayley a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good - LOL- haven't heard it before - but where is piggy number 4?? Since #5 stayed home??
2006-11-08 06:01:28 · answer #4 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good, i've never heard a 3 little pigs joke that actually made me chuckle before.
2006-11-08 06:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wee fell for that. Lol
2006-11-08 06:01:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im just getting of the foor now and that waz ages ago pmsl very good hehehehehehehehehehe
2006-11-08 12:12:12 · answer #7 · answered by fivelighters 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a cracker as we say in Belfast, I really loved that one. Well done you
2006-11-08 06:03:18 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is all tha about animals going out to dinner !
I go out alot and have never sat next to an animal
2006-11-08 06:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out 10 for effort. 0 out 10 for everything else. Sorry!!!!!
2006-11-08 09:52:37 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋