Steve has just bought a motorbike but everytime it rains the seal leaks and he has to put Vaseline on it to stop it. He carries a jar of Vaseline with him where ever he goes.
That night he is going to his girlfriends house to meet her parents when he gets there his girlfriend is stood outside waiting for him, she tells him not to talk at the dinner table, as the first person to speak has to "do the dishes"!
When he gets inside it's just as she has described it, the pots are piled high to the ceiling and no one is saying a word. He thinks "I'm going to have bit of fun here"!!.... he grabs the mother, clears the dinner table and shags her.....when finished they both sit back down, still no one is saying a word, the girlfriend is furious and Dad is seething. Steve thinks "I'm going to have a bit more fun" he grabs his girlfriend throws her on the dinner table and shags her.....still, no one is saying a word. The mother is a little jealous, his girlfriend is much happier and Dad is livid.
All of a sudden the heavens open and it begins to pour down, Steve jumps up, pulls the Vaseline from his back pocket when Dad stands up and says......."**** that, I'll do the dishes!"
2006-11-08 05:55:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG now i am on the floor LMAO 1st class
2006-11-08 06:05:38 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 10:19:52 · answer #2 · answered by schnetter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have gotta tell me where you get all of these, they're priceless. You always have a joke to make me feel a bit better every day. Thanx.
2006-11-08 05:59:28 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. I think that guy's having some good time.
2006-11-08 06:00:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that is too funny, keep 'em coming!
2006-11-08 06:04:03 · answer #5 · answered by heaven_forsaken_dark_poet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, snort giggle laugh even louder!! My eyes are tearing I'm laughing so hard.........
2006-11-08 05:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He shouldn't have cheated on his girlfriend though.
2006-11-08 06:10:26 · answer #7 · answered by snowbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that one, keep em coming
2006-11-08 05:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by The brainteaser 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep i herd that one before
2006-11-08 06:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by peditonlupita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant lmfao
2006-11-08 06:17:09 · answer #10 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋