A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, "I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on"
The woman replied, "Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?"
The man replied, "No, I'm turning the heat off".
2006-11-08 05:42:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man phones his wife and tells her he has won the lottery, and she should pack immediately. She asks if she should pack for a hot or a cold holiday. He says he does not care, he just wants her out ....
A man asks his wife what she wants for her birthday - no expense spared. She says she wants a divorce. Crumbs, he says, I wasn't thinking of spending that kind of money ...
2006-11-08 05:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
almost a good joke if it had not come from the The Royale Family which Jim says to Barbara on his birthday episode.
2006-11-08 22:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So much like a man lol
2006-11-08 05:54:39 · answer #3 · answered by Dotr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was on the Royale Family years ago....funny though
2006-11-08 05:44:53 · answer #4 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OOh Bloody miser hubby !!! Too mean of him !!!! Funny man with distorted mentality !
2006-11-08 05:46:03 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bah humbug!
2006-11-08 21:55:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one...din't make me laugh out loud...but a good chuckle is what i needed.
2006-11-08 06:31:03 · answer #7 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was semi funny
2006-11-08 05:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-08 06:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats funny
2006-11-08 06:03:18 · answer #10 · answered by girljak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋