A king captured three men and told them to go find a fruit and to get ten of them.
The first guy came in with apples, and the king said" If you want to live you have to shove all the fruit up your butt without making any facial expressions or noises." So up goes 1,2 and the first guy made a hurting sound, so the king killed him and he went up to heaven. The second guy came in with berries and the king also told him to shove them up his butt without making any facial expressions or noises. The guy thought that it would be easy since he only had small berries. So up goes 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, and the guy busted out laughing. So of course the king had to kill him, and he went up to heaven. The first guy and the second guy meet up in heaven and the first guy says," Why did you laugh, you were so close!". Then the second guy said ," I saw the third guy come in with pineapples!"
2006-11-08 05:35:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny!!! Well done!!!
2006-11-08 05:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by Dan Da Man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh for fluck sake, that was funny...i hope i remember all these jokes at the weekend when out on the p1ss! Doubt it though!
2006-11-08 13:43:46 · answer #2 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2006-11-08 13:42:16 · answer #3 · answered by sid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, slightly different from the one I heard.
The one I heard used Watermelons for the third guy, and it was a cannibal tribe.
2006-11-08 13:39:10 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All your jokes so far have been knew to me love them well done you
2006-11-08 13:54:13 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ......I thought that he has seen the guy coming with Water Melons !!! Ha Ha Ha ....great Joke !!! I Liked It 111
2006-11-08 13:40:24 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I bet when everyone read "pineapples" they went ouch.
2006-11-08 15:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by Bandit600 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. It's a good joke for you.
2006-11-08 13:39:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one, Pineapples OOOOOOOOHHHH.
2006-11-08 13:39:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wonder which end he inserted first?
2006-11-08 13:41:25 · answer #10 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋