The Gates of Heaven
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her -- "Hello" "How are you! We've been waiting for you!" "Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Czechoslovakia."
2006-11-08 05:19:29 · 24 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am little late in replying but,letters escape me at the mmotne! 9/10
2006-11-08 23:39:09 · answer #1 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that ain't good. the further information which you gave is sturdy. yet this is ideal on condition that stuart have been asking the single which continually lies. <-- Stuart can ask the two angel right here question:- “If I ask the different angel if she is on the gate of heaven will she say definite?� If the angel says “definite� Stuart ought to enter. If the angel says “no� Stuart ought to enter the different door. --> see the factor? if no longer nicely then, goodluck.
2016-10-15 12:59:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Czechoslovakia haha (ironic)
2006-11-08 05:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by natalia k 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ....These woman Ah? Even after the death she was Jealous of his second wife and the fortune what he had after her demise.... and thats why too eager to punish her hubby !!!! Ha Ha Ha ........Hilarious One !
2006-11-08 05:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one Cowboy,,,good to see you back
2006-11-08 06:11:50 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great, what a way to get even
2006-11-08 05:33:16 · answer #6 · answered by katevans_98 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one for the women!
Stupid sod should have kept his gob shut!
2006-11-08 05:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. I think the husband will go to hell.
2006-11-08 05:26:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny lmao!!
2006-11-08 06:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it very much,keep them coming.
2006-11-08 05:32:32 · answer #10 · answered by may o 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋