An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visited the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple return and the bottle is empty. "Whats the problem?" asks the doctor. "Well," says the old man, "First I tried it with my right hand, then my left. Then my wife tried it with her right hand, then her left. Then she tried it with her teeth in and with her teeth out,
and we still cant get the lid off the bloody bottle."
2006-11-08 04:12:56 · 37 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
11/10 for you and your joke, Thumbs up
2006-11-08 06:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about a 5
2006-11-08 04:15:38 · answer #2 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2006-11-08 04:14:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-11-08 04:16:34 · answer #4 · answered by Jessi-is-me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-11-08 04:35:10 · answer #5 · answered by Hi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he 7/10
2006-11-08 04:15:13 · answer #6 · answered by Sir Sidney Snot 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
8 on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the most funny
2006-11-08 04:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by Manisha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
out of 1 to 10, 10 being the best I would give it an 8. I am still smiling
2006-11-08 04:14:48 · answer #8 · answered by jessyhotncool1224 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10...5. It was okay.
2006-11-08 04:15:57 · answer #9 · answered by keg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I think an 8 out of 10!
2006-11-08 05:11:01 · answer #10 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 outa 10
2006-11-08 04:38:57 · answer #11 · answered by just a girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋