When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. ry to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened?
"People are like potatoes. There are normal potatoes, sweet potatoes, and ones that would be better off mashed"
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
There is nothing more uncommon than a man with common sense.
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
2006-11-08 03:54:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. A Kiss that's never tasted
It takes a minute to like someone, and hour to love someone, but to forget someone takes a life time.
A Kiss that's never tasted
Is forever and ever wasted.
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
"He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'."
"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
"How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
2006-11-08 03:55:50 · update #1
"I don't get no respect" -Rodney Dangerfield
"success is only possible in one way, while failure is possible in many ways" -Variation on Aristotle
"To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others" -Anne-Sophie Swetchine
2006-11-08 04:16:36 · answer #1 · answered by nate_oddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I went to a fight last night and a hockey game broke out" -Rodney Dangerfield
"You know the world is going crazy when the best golfer is a black guy, the best rapper is a white guy and the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese"- Chris Rock
2006-11-08 04:06:43 · answer #2 · answered by kathryn k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best way to get over a guy is to get under another one
if love is shelter i'm gonna walk in the rain
2006-11-08 04:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by *KiM* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" it is far better to be exhausted from succces than to be rested from failure"
2006-11-08 03:57:17 · answer #4 · answered by L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"My enemies enemy is my friend", "If you want something done right, do it youself",
2006-11-12 05:25:24 · answer #5 · answered by mariah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋