BODY MEETING:
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain,
"because I run all the body's systems,
so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood,
"because I circulate oxygen all over
so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"
because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him,
so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days...
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The *** hole is usually in charge !!
2006-11-08 03:54:25 · 16 answers · asked by chantelle d 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im a boss i hope im not an *** hole
Thats it dounuts for everyone tomorrow
2006-11-08 04:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by dan T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am in charge, too. Thanks. My experience : the human anatomy is
a wonderful bit of mechanism; pat a man on the back and you ll make his head swell ...
2006-11-08 12:54:04 · answer #2 · answered by Peter K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is one of the oldest jokes in the world.
I get 2 more points !
2006-11-08 11:57:03 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Right 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very funny, Nice one LOL
2006-11-08 11:56:46 · answer #4 · answered by honeb1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I very much like this joke thank you for posting it.
2006-11-08 11:59:18 · answer #5 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute... I'll have to pass that along
2006-11-08 11:58:31 · answer #6 · answered by chanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS A REALLY GOOD ONE!!!!!
:) :) :) :)
keep em comin!
had 2 give ya a thumbs up for this!!!
2006-11-08 14:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by Rach Gyllenhaal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once ate a donkey while it was still alive.
2006-11-08 11:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny thankyou
2006-11-08 12:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by Youngling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Cute.
2006-11-08 11:59:55 · answer #10 · answered by chicken farmer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋