how do i get rid of a smart raccoon in our private club?

Answer 1

A "live trap" is the best way to do it.

See the info here:

http://www.victorpest.com/canada/traps.asp

Answer 2

Go to a Yard Birds/HomeDepot type of store and buy something to repel it or you can just shoot it.

For hundreds of years woodsmen have understood how to influence animal behavior. They do this through manipulating natures pecking order. Strategically, they have used the predator’s territorial marking tool (urine) to successfully attract and repel animals even today.

Shake-Away Large Animal Powder uses this same effective strategy. It contains the scent (urine) of a predator more dominant than the racoon (coyote). By introducing the scent of a "predator", you send a forceful message to the offending animal. That message is; This area has now been "claimed" by a much bigger threat. Rather than risk a potentially harmful conflict, your trespasser will now look for another spot for food or shelter..

Answer 3

Don't get rid of it. Make it an attraction - a caddie or maybe even a Pro at the Club. Your club will be on all headers...

Answer 4

Call Bill Murray

Answer 5

Dick Cheany. He likes to shoot stuff... or people..
Seriously though, we had a huge jack rabbit at our club and we spent the better part of a year trying to catch this sucker. Finally we just called in the pro's and they caught him in one day.. man it was about 50lbs.. huge sucker..

Answer 6

make sculptures of furry little woodland creatures out of c4 and distribute them around the course... in trees, gopher holes, etc... don't forget to shove the detonators up their butts... then when the raccoon comes to investigate... blow his @ss up!

Answer 7

Use a 410 shotgun to minimize collateral damage and shoot it.

Answer 8

bullet. animal control.

Answer 9

shoot him