Rally all the witches!!!!!!?

Question

We have an issue, rabbies are planning to put strong magic on gay pride march organisers in Jerusalem, its a Halakhic curse! We need to start a protection campaign, we need to use the most secret magics of our books to protect them, this is an all out war, Witches unit and submit to the cause! We need to organise, any suggestions welcome.
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Sources:
search www.bbc.co.uk or www.cnn.com
for a direct link:
http://virtualjerusalem.com/news.php?id=3088

There are those that claim we should co-exist, but how can we, witches are the guardians of magic and nature, these extremists are using the sacred magics of their faith as a weapon against a whole people, and they are using serious magic, witches rise and enforce the three fold law, witches protect nature, protect all that is good, dont let them get away with such magics, let them pay the price. Witches rise!

Answer 1

Could you please post the source of this information.

Blessings )O(

Answer 2

Daft answers aside, witches and non-witches who wish to work for defense and support of the gay folk in Jerusalem can, individually and collectively, visualise the gay folk safely covered in a reflective rainbow-coloured bubble which reflects back on the rabbis and imams their own bad intentions and wishes.
The folk doing this working can also send love back with the reflections so that the rabbis and imams might find themselves able to view others in a more caring human way.
I speak as one who has used this technique before with success.

Answer 3

Witches, Pagans, Wiccans......ornery, and independent-minded, so organizing us is like rallying cats? (giggling at other posters' comments----obviously, a few OTHER people have familiars that go meow)

But how do you determine which is the "lead cat", with the tail for tying the catnip to? EVERY cat is convinced that it is the One True Boss....

In regards to the OP----sorry, I don't DO wars. Too much bad karma; you'll have to start this holy war without me. And I'm sure there are already a number of people of all religious/spiritual paths and persuasions who are hoping, praying, and working for a peaceful, nonviolent event....

Answer 4

Herding cats is easier, actually. Just tie a bit of catnip to the lead cat's tail.

I put about as much stock in this propoganda as I do in that distributed by other religions. I, like many of my friends who are witches, have no desire to be involved in a religious war. We seek only to peacefully co-exist.

Answer 5

I actually laughed out loud when I read this.

You have a lively sense of humor.

Trying to "organize" Witches is like trying to herd cats.

Answer 6

Sexuality is a thing people should keep to themselves. You don't see as strait pride parade. As for witches stay Strong in gods care.

Answer 7

Imanginary entities fighting it out - how precious

Answer 8

Yeah, two flawed belief structures doing battle against each other. Wake me when it's over.

Answer 9

You can't possibly be serious, but....if you are ... where on earth did you get this information?

Answer 10

IN THE BIBLE IT TELLS YOU TO FLEE FROM WITCHCRAFT AND IMORALITY YOUR MAGIC SPELLS WONT DO NOTHING ONLY THE SPIRIT OF GOD CAN ITS AN ABOMINATION TO HIM WHICH MEANS HE THROWS IT UP EVERY TIME HE SEE WITCHCRAFT SOUCERY IS A CURSE YOUR CURSING YOURSELF OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE THE POWER OF GOD ALMIGHTY WHO CREATED YOU TO WORSHIP HIM AND ONLY HIM FOR HE IS A JEALOUS GOD AND HE KNITTED YOU TOGETHER IN YOUR MOTHERS WOMB WONDERFUL ARE HIS WORKS.