Wut is it??
2006-11-08 03:08:01 · 11 answers · asked by Bologna 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nothing
2006-11-08 03:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok, i know the answer to this is nothing, but ever thought of looking at it with a different perspective? I think the answer should be: humanity. Why?
-More evil then the devil: humanity, it is not the devil that is destroying the world we live in. Prisons aren't full with devil minions, they full with HUMANS.
-Greater than god: humanity. God would not see himself as superior, in his opinion, everyone is equal, so he would see humans as his equals, maybe even his superiors. Besides, humans live every moment as if it might be their last. Every place we go, we look at with different eyes, in case we never come back again. God is immortal, so he knows he can come back at any time, so he doesnt see the beauty in things the way we do.
-Poor man has it: humanity. he may be poor, but when he gets something, he appreaciates it for what it is. He is always grateful.
-Rich man needs it: humanity. rich people can get anything they want, so he doesnt appreciate things the way a poor person does.
-If you eat it you will die: humanity. If you eat another human, you could get any number of deseases. And even if you didnt, you would at least die of guilt (well if you had any humanity in you you would)
All this is speaking hypothetically, of course. But just think about it for a while. And besides, this answer is better then syaing 'nothing'.
Cheers, Deanna
(please note, i have NOTHING against humans, or humanity. And i defianetly dont have anything against God, so i'm sorry if anyone takes any offence at this, but it is meant simply as a joke!!)
2006-11-08 04:01:37 · answer #2 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names but there is one you cant deny
My name is Satan
My friends call me Old Scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns and a little goatee
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
And little cloven hoves make it hard to ski
I'm Satan....... WOOHOO
My real name is Beelzebub but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
Then I'll make a toast to me - hey here's to my health...
My name is Satan
To carry on my evils ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in every Zeppelin album I'm in all Rush Limbaughs rants
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I wanna eat your soul I'll just throw it on a griddle
Dont need to make a deal I dont need to tell a riddle
And **** Charlie Daniels I dont care if you can fiddle
I'm Satan
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin for a soul to steal...
Uh, that's ****** bull **** because I would not be caught dead in Georgia...
666
2006-11-08 03:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Juleette 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
no longer something..... undesirable adult men have no longer something rich adult men desire no longer something no longer something is extra evil than the devil and not something is larger than God and in case you consume no longer something, you will die (ultimately)
2016-12-17 06:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, the real riddle goes like this:
What is greater than god
worse than the devil
rich men want it
poor men have it
and if you eat it, you will die.
2006-11-08 03:12:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nothing. ANd I am sorry but you spelled God wrong.
2006-11-08 03:48:48 · answer #6 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
friends
2006-11-08 03:15:21 · answer #7 · answered by roobeng.indahouse 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
spirituality without religion.
2006-11-08 03:09:33 · answer #8 · answered by supahtforyou 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Nothing :)
2006-11-08 03:09:27 · answer #9 · answered by moe 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
NOTHING!!!
2006-11-08 03:10:50 · answer #10 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋