A guy has a parrot that can sing and speak beautifully. He takes it to the synagogue on Rosh Hashonah and makes a wager that the bird can conduct the High Holiday service better than the temple’s cantor. When the big moment comes, though, the parrot is silent. The guy is outraged. He takes the bird home and is about to kill it when the bird finally speaks: "Schmuck! Think of the odds we’ll get on Yom Kippur!"
2006-11-08 03:04:43 · 13 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i thought that was really funny
booo to those knockers keep them coming
2006-11-08 05:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really that funny srry
2006-11-08 03:09:00 · answer #2 · answered by Bologna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny
2006-11-08 03:11:33 · answer #3 · answered by momma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-08 10:06:59 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-08 03:47:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of your others are good but this ain't that great.
2006-11-08 03:06:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then what happened
2006-11-08 03:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
confused...that's supposed to be funny?
2006-11-08 03:39:26 · answer #8 · answered by hey hey. i'm here to stay. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry.disappointing
2006-11-08 03:40:37 · answer #9 · answered by malika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it =[ boo.
2006-11-08 03:49:27 · answer #10 · answered by missie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋