A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scount. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scount, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
2006-11-08 03:01:23 · 11 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's hilarious! <3
2006-11-08 03:44:20 · answer #1 · answered by hey hey. i'm here to stay. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tats a gd one
2006-11-08 03:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by malika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-08 03:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DEE BESTEST ONE EVA!!!!
I SIMPLY LOVED IT ......totally rocking and supreme AWESOME!!!!
Send us more jokes like these, plz.
2006-11-08 03:22:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol very good
2006-11-08 05:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww thatz funny kinda...
2006-11-08 03:04:11 · answer #6 · answered by Bologna 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
bit obvious that one
2006-11-08 03:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by Jack me myself 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HA!!!
Best joke EVER!!!!
2006-11-08 03:04:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO......Good one!!!
2006-11-08 03:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2006-11-08 03:09:06 · answer #10 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋